What Did I Get Myself Into?!?!

I enrolled in one class at Calhoun this semester. After a late night of Bunco, thanks for hosting Lacy , I came home to a fussy child that was awake half the night. Then, for the second time this week, I sat my alarm clock wrong so was late getting up. So after rushing to take Gabby to the babysitter I made it to school just in time. I am going to try to finish my degree next Spring but I had one class to get out of the way...Speech. Everyone asks how I was able to avoid taking Speech my freshmen year. Well, Wallace State didn't require it and Calhoun didn't require it to get my license. So today was my first day back to school. I was the second oldest person in my class. I sat by a girl that wore Converse shoes with her initials written all over them. My teacher speaks with a heavy British accent. We're talking Ozzy Osbourne. So the majority of the class I sat and thought, " How is this man going to teach me how to speak when I can't understand a word he is saying?" He wore suede bell-bottom pants and looked like he stepped right off of Sesame Street. And if paying attention wasn't hard enough, the guy that sat right behind me was hitting on me. When I was at Wallace State I had two semi-stalkers. One was in my nursing classes and the other played on the basketball team. They both were......NOT of the Caucasian persuasion let's say. One called my parent's house about six months after I had gotten married. Apparently the nursing program thought it would be nice to post our phone numbers and email addresses in case our fellow students needed to get in touch with us. My mom had to break it to him that I was married and no longer attending Wallace State. This ghetto booty of mine is more powerful than I thought. Anyway, the guy today was also a brother from another mother and couldn't have been more than eighteen years old. He got my name off of the sign- in sheet so during half the class I heard him whispering my name. I wish that I could have taken the class online, but I can already tell I am going to have a lot of topics to blog about